what what in the butt?

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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(via nashispears)

castielsteenwolf:

pr1nceshawn:

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

this is really important

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scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Quelle: thecutestofthecute, via tater--th0ts)

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."
John Lennon (via kushandwizdom)

(via realparallelism)

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rambling-insanity:

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I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

(via laughtime)

floralls:

(by Sarah Ryhanen)

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